My audience

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Function Syntax

int my_audience()

If you are in the Avatar of Sneaky Pete challenge path, this will return the current value of your audience. If the audience loves you, the value will be positive. If the audience hates you, the value will be negative. A neutral value is zero.

Code Samples

The following example reports on your audience.

if( my_audience() == -50 )
   print( "It would be impossible to hate you any more than this audience hates you. Monster. I wanna Riot!" );
if( my_audience() < -30 )
   print( "It is only because you wear Pete's shirt that you can aspire to be this despicable." );
else if( my_audience() < 0 )
   print( "The audience really dislikes you." );
else if( my_audience() == 0 )
   print( "You're kinda... meh." );
else if( my_audience() == 50 )
   print( "OMG! OMG! OMG! I cannot believe I could be so lucky as to meet you! I love you! Please party with me!" );
else if( my_audience() > 30 )
   print( "It is only because you wear Pete's shirt that you can aspire to be this wonderful." );
else
   print( "The audience loves you and I also love you." );

See Also

my_meat() | my_mp()